Puppies and Socks. asemimemoir.

Hello everyone! ...Now say it back to me. We'll start out simple.

Hell. Right. Say it. Your mother is not around. Good. Hell. Now. OH. Hell-oh! Need a visual?

Alright, you just died and you ask someone where you are. This is your response:

"Hell? OH!"

And then the man you just asked calls you a dirty word and walks away mumbling about how

ignorant all the newcomers are.

Wasn't so hard, was it? Now let's proceed like civilized people.

Yesterday, I did face paint for little kids for FIVE HOURS. It was rather fun. I made one boy into a cute little puppy and he was so sweet and adorable. He was very cooperative and listened well when all of a sudden, he stopped, looked right at me, and I saw little tears spring up in his big brown eyes. I was just about to ask what was the matter, when he wailed

"BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A PUPPY!"

I misunderstood and thought maybe he wanted a dragon or robot or something but then I heard this conversation between father and son.

Dad: Hey, what's wrong, buddy?

Son: I'm gonna be a dog forever!

Dad: What? No, no, son, you're not gonna be a dog, it's just face paint!

Son: I DON'T WANT TO BE A DOG.

So turns out, I'm a wizard...I'm sorry little Timmy had to find out this way.

I also let my friend give me some henna and I applied a lot of it to my "brother's" back. If you don't know what henna is, here it is in three words

1. Brown
2. Goopy
3. Eucalyptus

It lasts a month, supposedly. So I may, in fact, have visible henna tattoos for a month, which may be a problem with my very strict, very private, very awkward Christian school.

At least we don't wear uniforms. But if we did, I'd be wearing some crazy socks.

Couples

OK, so I'm in a cheesy girly mood and I've been dying to rewatch Titanic :3 and also get my hands on DECENT chick flicks (hopefully):

1. One Day
2. Crazy Stupid Love
3. Love Story

Yeah. So, in honor of me missing my beau and couples everywhere, I've decided to share some cuteness for all to see. Enjoy, darlings. <3

There was a lot more photos but my computer died.

Lovely Lunes: Kids

Oh, now that title makes me want to listen to some sweet ole MGMT...

Here's the thing, folks. I do not like children as of late. Yelly, screamy, smelly, whiny...pretty much a midget version of me. But in movies? Man, I love them kiddos. So, Lovely Lunes? Movie children.



Ron Howard as a lil tyke before he made movies and such. Look at those freckles!

Short Round from my least favorite Indiana Jones movie, Temple of Doom.









Oh this kid is so precious. From a chick flick, The Switch, he was such a pessimist, it was like me in little boy form.
Max from Where the Wild Things are. "LET THE WILD RUMPUS START!"
Dennis the Menace is no menace to me :3
Ben from Daddy Day Care. "YOU'RE KILLIN' ME! YOU'RE REALLY KILLIN' ME!"


What's your favorite movie kids?

Tidbits!

Whenever I'm seriously peeved, I write angry letters to people in my head.

"Dear Woman Controlling The Shopping Cart,

Look where you're going.

Sincerely,

That Was My Foot."

Which is why I'm a big fan of this site here.

I still have about 8 old movies cluttering my mother's hope chest...Unfortunately, most teenagers do not find a "Cary Grant Movie Marathon" to be something to get excited about. I don't see why, the man's a dream boat. I mean, listen to his voice!

Like all my links lately? I just discovered this...I'm a tad overkilling it.

You ever want a cool nickname? Gosh, do I want one for several reasons.

1. Jenna is the absolute most common name in the whole wide entire universe and today I've decided I rather don't enjoy this name. For Pete's sake, I was watching some tripped up Vampire Show (Vampire Diaries, True Blood, This Show Bites Waste Your Time on Something Useful, IDK these names anymore...) and the girl was screaming "JENNNAAAA JENNNAAAA!!!" Stop calling my name, glitzed up blood sucker!
2. I like the weird feeling of having a nickname. Like, you're automatically cool with a name people have to ask about. And then they just forget and everyone calls you that name.
3. I feel like I could be a member of Sandlot or Little Rascals if I had a killer nickname.

it was never meant to be, Alphalpha.

Don't cry.

The Pose You're Stuck With

We all do this. We take pictures of ourselves and always do that ONE POSE. Usually we don't even notice we're doing it. We could even do it in public with friends or family. The ONE POSE that your face automatically makes when a camera clicks. I'd like to call mine "The Doe in the Headlights Look". Here, look what I mean.

I think I'm trying for innocence or beauty via surprise? I honestly don't know. What's your One Pose? Email me : lessthanthreemilo@gmail.com

I'll feature my favorite photo <3