I've been here in my bedroom, contemplating the universe and all its complexities like tollbooths and sugar free gum.
I've actually become a vlogger, is the truth. GASP! NO MILO SAY IT ISN'T TRUE!
My inklings, it is very true, and you've got to accept these things in life, because, frankly, you're all a bit sheltered and need to stop talking to your Beta fish like he can understand you.
Oh wait.
Talking to me again.
Poo.
So, yes, the vicious rumors that have been in the top news stories (presidential debate, what?) are true. I am a Youtuber. My channel is kinda like a rusty old shack. It smells, it has mildew, and cats live inside it to eat the mutated rats living in the rafters. Check it out.
There you have it. Hopefully that partially excuses my absence. I will try to post more often. Here's some tidbits on my life in list form. (Did you honestly expect anything different, you weirdos?)
- I started a book club that meets at Panera Breads every other Tuesday. So far we've read one book, Perks of Being a Wallflower (WHICH IS AMAZING OMG FANGIRL FANGIRL WAAA) and are now in the process of reading Looking for Alaska (BEST BOOK EVRR OMGGGG SOOO GOOD LOL LOL). The girls in my bookclub are absolutely lovely and I couldn't have picked a better group.
- I have play practice every week now for hours at a time. I'm not as good as I should be, unfortunately, but! IT IS COMING TOGETHER. So hopefully the Oompa Loompas won't go on strike anytime soon.
- I got straight A's! Which automatically means I got $$. Which automatically means I bought four books (Coraline, This is a Book, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, and love poetry). It's kinda like "If you give a mouse a cookie" but translated into "If you give a socially awkward teen an incentive for having no life and OCD study habits". Bestseller, I assure you.
- This week I have 3 field trips in a row. One to a Jewish museum (maleztov), one to John Brown University (yay, long car ride...*sarcastic glare*), and one for a "Worldview Day". Let me break down Worldview Day in a few quick phrases: "Old people, biased, no open mind, lame lame lame I am drooling in boredom look at my spit it's cooler than your lecture".
- Next week is Thanksgiving Break! Thanksgiving Break is the antithesis of Spring Break. Spring Break you get to go running naked rubbing jelly on yourself and peeing in public (Right? I don't know these things, I go to a private school...). Thanksgiving Break is where you stuff yourself into a human bean bag chair and wish with all your slow-circulating blood that your annoying relatives would head back to wherever God puts people like that (JK, Aunt Sandy, I love you!...Don't disown me.)
So there you have it! My updates! What're yours? What's your opinion of my channel? Should I continuously blog? Do you know where the children are?
xoxo
Milo
