Let Me Be Your Muse

I am very odd. We all know this, I'm sure. But I've often questioned myself about why do I act so weird sometimes. And today, I finally realized it. I am desperately waiting for a boy to write a song about me.

OK, OK, let me explain. I've grown up with rock music, and in rock n roll land, women are way more beautiful and amazing when they are completely different. Take for example "She Talks to Angels". That song, this woman is bizarre. Take "Freefalling". That woman, again, is weird. "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"---well, that whole SONG is bizarre.... Anyways. Men who are rockers dig the oddball chickadees. So, I think I do things weirder and weirder just so that one day, a boy will come up to me, look me dead in the eye and say "Baby, you inspire me." and hand me the lyrics to a song all about my oddities. I think the lyrics would go a little something like this:

"Oh, darling, the way you thrift shop like a maniac,

Makes me wanna go into cardiac

ARREST.

Oh, baby, I love the fact you're addicted to Chinese,

Not the people but the food, so buy these

PANTS.

Oh, sweetheart, no one works those rain boots like you

Even though it's a hundred degrees outside this June,

TWO-THOUSAND ELEVEN.

So, girl, I'm a rockstar, and you're freaking gorgeous,

But so mysterious,

Like some funky modern art no one really understands but pretends that they do,

Which is why I'm here to say, you freaky and attractive lady,

Baby, I love you."

Maybe not that exactly, but you should be able to get my point. I had this idea while eating blue ice cream, by the way. So, if you're a rocker and can write a song, be sure to include that. ;)