The War is Over.

"War! Huh! What is it good for?! Absolutely...NOTHIN'...War has caused unrest to the younger generation." --edwin starr. Look the song up, people. Inspiring stuff. Why this quote? Well, for one, it is tradition to shout this at the top of your lungs while walking to a certain pizza place in Chicago...at least in my family. Secondly, I have HAD it with the fighting! *rally shouts behind me* I have HAD it with the disputes! *wave posters* THE TIME HAS COME TO END THIS SUFFERING!!! What the heck am I talking about?
The Google vs. Yahoo war.

This is insane! Why must we treat our search engines for! I have gone neutral with these horrible arguments. But now, I must choose a side. The battle increases every time I log onto MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com--check it out). So, I ask you...who shall win? I did a study to find out.

Here's what I did: I typed in certain phrases on both search engines. These are the results.

Typed in: How many times do I:
Google: How many times do I have to kill you, boy?
Yahoo: How many times do I have to go against

Typed in: What the heck are:
Google: What the heck are you up to Mr. President?
Yahoo: What the heck are you waiting for?

Typed in: Why can't I:
Google: Why can't I own a Canadian?
Yahoo: Why can't I lyrics

Typed in: Why does:
Google: Why does Oklahoma have a panhandle? (bonus points: I live in Oklahoma)
Yahoo: Why does it rain?

I think it's pretty clear, Google wins by a landslide. I mean, come on, I have ALWAYS wanted to know why I can't have a Canadian for a pet. Or why does Oklahoma have a panhandle? Are we secretly God's cooking utensil? And...WHAT THE HECK *ARE* YOU UP TO, MR. PRESIDENT!?


Word of the week: Odyssey