The Awesomest Dead People Around

I'm in quite the bad mood. So I decided to fill the blog with death. Awesome death, though. Dead people can be cool.

Lovely Lunes

Lunes--Spanish word for Monday.

I've decided to have some consistency in my life besides sneaking chocolate on a daily basis.

Every Monday, the "worst" and most dreaded day of the week, I'm going to post something lovely.

love·ly

 [luhv-lee] adjective, -li·er, -li·est,noun, plural -lies, adverb

adjective

1.

charmingly or exquisitely beautiful: a lovely flower.

2.

having a beauty that appeals to the heart or mind as well asto the eye, as a person or a face.

3.

delightful; highly pleasing: to have a lovely time.

The Lovely Things This Lunes is:

Organization.

I have just cleared out 5 drawers full of paper and random gizmos. Now everything is in a rightful place and my room is less cluttered and I have three bags of paper goods to recycle in the near future (says the notorious procrastinator). Some goodies I've found during my vicious rummaging:

1. A tree made out of gold wire and attached to a pink rock. Sooo pretty :3
2. 2 postcards to add to the 59 postcards I already own.
3. Letters from Hawaii from my childhood friend. She has the TINIEST writing I have ever seen.
4. A dozen old birthday cards from either people who hate me now, my parents, or dead relatives. I find this strangely calming.
5. About forty new words I love from an old day planner and four new quotes--NERD WIN!

Hope everyone's Fourth of July is full of fun stuff that has nothing to do with being patriotic! Like swimming and popsicles and not being stuck at home blogging! <3

My Favorite Words

1. Nook


2. Dismal


3. Paradoxical


4. Anomaly


5. Curiosity


6. Vintage


7. Cupcake


8. Soot


9. Ink


10. Tinkle


11. Impertinent


12. Impetuous


13. Crease


14. Silhouette


15. Metropolis


16. Deluge


17. Ponder


18. Meander


19. Mosey


20. Systematic


21. Cavern


22. Baubles


23. Lilt


24. Inkling


25. Margarine


26. Molasses


27. Spectacles


28. Drawl


29. Ostentatious


30. Stupendous


31. Wanderlust


32. Preserves


33. Archaic


34. Diabolical


35. Pamphlet


36. Exploration


37. Discovery


38. Precious


39. Trinket


40. Oracle

Biography of Mr. Bear

This is Mr. Bear. No first name. He finds those to be so demanding. Mr. Bear pretty much just kicks it all day. He's been around since June 10th, 1994. He was given to my mother for me via a random nun. He has been treasured dearly for years following, and is often spotted in all my baby pictures. He was quite the diva back then. He has been married 170 times to Mrs. Bear on several occasions, seeing how I loved to perform weddings as child. He also seems to have been taught 3rd grade seventy million times, seeing how I loved to pretend to be a teacher. He has eight children, all sold into slavery at a horrifying garage sale. His beloved Mrs. Bear, an ugly bear made out of carpet, has also met an untimely fate and was sent to live in quarantine in a Tupperware box in my garage. Mr. Bear copes with this by surfing the internet, writing Western novels, and cuddling with me all through the night.

Wish I May, Wish I Might

I wish:

1. That I had blue hair again. And pink hair. And purple hair. And red hair. I like colors.
2. That I had a tattoo.
3. That I had bubble bath
4. That I could actually be creative
5. That I could be a hipster
6. That that cupcake would be in my hands right now
7. That I had more followers
8. That I didn't have teenage skin
9. That I lived in my own place
10. That I could watch Harry Potter movies.

What do you wish? Holla!

The Things That Go Bump in the Night

When I'm up at 2 A.M. due to drinking green tea, I usually get really creative. Then I try to sleep. That involves turning off the lights. I'm petrified of the dark. Mainly because these images come into my head:

Oh geez. Now I'm freaked out again.

A Confession

I've committed adultery.

Simple as that. I wrote another blog, tried to love her as deeply as I love you all, and it failed. I felt this emptiness inside and I knew, baby, that I had to run home back to you.

If you want to see her, however torturous it may seem, this is her link: http://www.quirkymonsters.blogspot.com/

In the meantime, baby, let's forgive and forget. I'll take you out to dinner.