- Horses. Horses are big, smelly, and oddly porpotioned. They're not cute. They're useful for delivering mail, pulling carts, and making glue and dog food. Yeah, I said it.
- Brad Pitt. Honestly, there is nothing attractive about him. His face is in a constant pose of "Wha....what just happened?" It's obnoxious.
- Cinderella. OK, what do we really know about the story? That Cinderella had to do some chores? Oh, boo hoo. What if she was just really lazy, and the Stepmother was only trying to teach her responsibility? You know what we learn at the end of the story? That, if you marry rich to an idiot who "loves" you instantly, you'll never have responsibilities again. Way to go, Disney. That'll teach the future generations to have a GREAT work ethic....idiots.
- Prom dress shopping. You know, the girls just squeal and gab all about going shopping for "the perfect dress". Yeah, when I try on dresses, I feel fat, uncomfortably hot, and like a pumpkin trying to squeeze into something made for a stick. Not fun, not momentous--just really really embarrassing to a point where I will ALWAYS cry in a dressing room. Yay for teenage memories.
Serious moment---all future clowns in training please leave now--serious moment!
I hate being average looking. Oh, you can try and try and try to persuade me otherwise, but I'm not gonna listen to you. Actually, I'm pretty okay looking until you put my beautiful friends next to me. And wait, before you say it, no, we're not "pretty in a different way". They're hot. I'm not. It's okay.
Probably the most annoying part about having supermodel-looking friends is when boys flirt with them. Men, I don't know if you're blinded by your love or whatever, but asking a girl for her number in front of her average friends is extremely hurtful to watch. Especially when you're the average friend. Checking out just one girl in a group of five is also pretty heart-breaking when you're part of the four not being checked out. It's the WORST when you say:
"WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?"
And yet, you don't even know *me*.
Just a little advice from an average girl to boys: Please, just don't.
"All of my love, all of my kissin'--you don't know what you've been missin'"--Buddy Holly
1. I agree, I don't get the whole obsession with horses. Or any animals really. Some birds are pretty, cats and puppies are adorable, but obsession is the opposite of cute.
ReplyDelete2. I agree.
3. I disagree, because Cinderella is a large part of my childhood PLUS, disney didn't write Cinderella, ALTHOUGH... the thing about work ethics, completely agreeable, and America; TERRIBLE work ethics, ridiculous, no one cares any more.
4. I have a love/hate relationship with dresses (and skirts). The "perfect prom dress" is not for me, but I understand that if you're getting married. So yes, agreed. Somewhat.