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Hello my few followers. You see that 27 followers thing? It's a lie. I think I have two. This greatly saddens me. There's nothing worse to a writer than a visual decrease in readers. If, perchance, you're out there, Dear Lost Readers, make yourselves known, for my sanity and my slipping pride.

In less than a week, this old fart of a blogger is turning 17. I have several mixed feelings about this, most of them not that great. But, I'm trying so hard to make the most of this developement of my life. And one way of doing that is being materialistic.

MY BIRTHDAY LIST (I don't put this to tell you what to get me, I put this to show you the little hope in me that maybe there's fairies that can see this.)

• A typewriter that works. I absolutely abhor typing on a computer. The screen likes to suck out all the juices in my eyes.
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• Several CD's:

• Some books

• And some smelly stuff ^^

Unfortunately, I think I already know what I'm getting. I hate when people do that.