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I searched, because I'm lacking creativity thanks to studying overload, "Things to Blog About". So here I go, blogging about these things.

10 REASONS I GET UP IN THE MORNING:

1. I have this thing, called an education. Unfortunately, it matters to a buttload of people if I have one. I, on the other hand, find it to be a big fat government conspiracy.
2. I have to pee. Oops, sorry Mom. I have to "piddle".
3. I want to talk to this boy that I know.
4. I also want to be obnoxious with some girls I know.
5. There is music to discover!
6. There are books to read!
7. There are things to write down!
8. I'm pretty sure a monster would eat my face off if I slept in.
9. I have to waste time in more creative ways than just sleeping.
10. Because you lovely people would hate to be without me ;D

10 BOOKS ON MY SHELF

There are much more than ten, but here are my favorites

1. The Selby is in Your Place--Todd Selby
2. Paper Towns--John Green
3. Matilda--Roald Dahl
4. Where the Sidewalk Ends--Shel Silverstein
5. Horseradish--Lemony Snicket
6. Alice in Wonderland--Lewis Carroll
7. Charlotte's Web--E.B White
8. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy--Douglas Adams
9. Inkspell--Cornelia Funke
10. The Bible--Jesus.

THE BEST THING ABOUT YOUR TOWN: Our antique shops. I could spend a whole day going through all the loverly trinkets they offer :3

THE WORST THING ABOUT YOUR TOWN: The smallness. There is literally nothing to do on a Friday night.

FIVE BEAUTY TIPS YOU LIVE BY:

1. Don't grow a mustache if you're a lady

2. Wear deodorant

3. Don't be fat

4. Seriously, wear deodorant

5. If you look in the mirror and think you're the clown from It, chances are, you're wearing way too much makeup.

SOMETHING FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD YOU WISHED YOU STILL HAD: A pool :c