Sorry Mommy Dearest...

Top Five Plus One Ways That I Will Not Be Like My Parents.

1. I shall not own one single dish that has or depicts fruit, leaves, or farm animals.
2. My bed sheets shall not have moose or grizzly bears on them or have random Christmas carolers... in the middle of July.
3. Just because it's all natural doesn't mean it smells good.
4. Do not buy an exotic pet that SPEAKS. Mainly the phrase "Jenna, shut up."
5. I will not proudly display all my books on the more intimate parts of marriage--especially where my daughter's boyfriend can see every time he visits.
6. I will not turn on the T.V. to better view the movie I'm already watching on my laptop.

Also.

I want you guys to send me as much junk and interesting random things you could possibly imagine. Maybe fan mail, hate mail, mail mail...send me whatever catches your fancy:

lessthanthreemilo@gmail.com