Feel the Motivation

Hallo hello hillo hollo hullo and sometimes hyllo! Miss me baby? Of course you did. I got this for you *presents roses made of diamonds*. Just letting you know I think of you often. What? You say you're ALLERGIC to diamonds!? Then don't rub your face on the ros---too late.


Have you ever seen strange religious/motivational posters? You know, the one with the polar bear walking down a random road with the serenity prayer written down the side in cute fonts? What does that have to do with anything? Motivational posters are just plain built to be laughed at, not to feel enlightened by. I've created a few for your motivational mockery.
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity"-Edgar Allan Poe

"I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked"--Jimi Hendrix


"An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine"--Marilyn Monroe


Did you get motivated? Did you?! DID YOU?!?!?! FEEL THE MOTIVATION IN YOUR OPENED PORES!!!!