So, I've been having a pretty bad day. And I was being a bit selfish, and I was like "How can my day get better?" It's okay to be a bit selfish once and awhile, but mainly, you need to worry your little tootie-frootie skull about other hooligans like yourself. So, this is how you can make THEIR day happy but your day splendiferous as well (maybe they'll return the favor!):
- Bring them cookies. Be sure not to poison them, due to the fact that 1 out of 1 poisoned cookies result in death.
- Invite them over to talk about their issues over some lemonade (it's a perky drink and colorful) and coloring books. Be sure not to slice open their eyes with paper cuts, due to the fact that it's proven sliced-open eyeballs hurt. Immensely.
- Give them a friendly phone call. Be sure not to threaten and/or ransom them over the phone, due to the fact that this can make one feel like their life is on the line or that their life is only equal to $1,000,000.
- Take them shopping. Be sure not to go grave robbing, due to the fact that grave robbing is illegal and very hard to pull off with someone who is crying in fear.
- Take them to a movie. Be sure not to show them a movie you filmed of you torturing bunnies, due to the fact that THE BUNNIES WILL TURN INTO ZOMBIES AND EAT YOU AND THE SAD PERSON.
If fairy is another word for gay man, then what does that make a leprechaun?
love u jenna ^_^
ReplyDeletelove you too :D
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