Ways to Colour Your School Supplies:
- Plaster comic book pages to your notebooks and folders
- Draw mustaches on all your erasers
- Fill your binder full of photographs
- Buy a crossword puzzle book. Everyday, tear off a page and stick in your lunch bag/backpack. Pull out for lunch time and begin solving. This will create a great conversation boost.
- Tie ribbons to the end of your pen/Draw on your pen with multi-coloured sharpies
- Go to small grocery stores. They're dirt cheap. Pick out a dozen random folders.
- Post pictures of ugly people/dogs/cats/buildings in your locker instead of the same-old-same-old celebrity crush pictures.
- Pass out Hawaaiian leis. Not on a hot day, but in the middle of winter.
- Draw NICE not mean pictures and throw them into random lockers.
- Bring cookies at lunch for everyone to share.
- Pass out strange key chains and say to random people "Vote for Pedro" as you hand them one.
- Although they're not students, lunch ladies have a terrible time of things, too. So wink flirtatiously at one as you pick up that Jell-O!
- Does your literature assignment have a movie? Rent it and watch it. It may help you understand the book better, plus it's fun and doesn't hurt your brain.
- Chew gum in class. If that's not allowed, buy a butt load of mints.
- Wear 3D glasses one day to get people to laugh and you to feel cool.
- A little weekend $hopping makes cents to everyone ;)
- Rent random CD's from the library to listen to while doing your homework.
- Ride your bike when you get home from school. It clears your head and is healthy for you.
- When school is over, go into a bathroom and change into a silly outfit. Pray to God your mother drives you to Wal-Mart after school.
Pancakes are jealous of cupcake's curves.
I have a cool comic that I think you would like to have for your folders.
ReplyDeleteJenna, I just read your last three posts. Color me behind! As usual, you amaze me and dazzle me with your wit and creative thinking. What a great way to start my day!
ReplyDeleteNow, besides being (as I predict) one of the greatest writers ever, you can also find work naming designer nail polishes. Taxicab Yellow will have to be my favorite, I love the name, not the color, but because the name is so cool I would have to wear it. Can’t you just see me now…all my friends wooing and aawing over my nails, demanding to know the color. I would hold my hand out in dramatic southern style, throw my head back and say “Y”..dahlings, it’s Taxicab Yellow….of course”. (All the while feeling quite smug):)
Love you my friend,
From the quirky old lady at church ;)