Kid, a little patience would do you good. Unless you're a freak of nature, you're gonna get 'em. Wish me a merry Christmas by sending me a card. Stop complaining.
Lately, bloggers have been posting their wish-lists online. I don't really know whether that's interesting or very greedy of them...but I'm going to do it anyways. But you should know by now, I never do things normally. So, here is:
THE STRANGE THINGS I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
- I want a sock monkey. Because I get petrified at night and I have no animals that are NOT from my ex-boyfriend availible to snuggle.
- Bars of soap. Not circular, not funny shapes. Good, thick rectangular bards of soap. OCD? Yes, yes I am.
- Fake eyelashes. I like big eyelashes. My eyelashes? Not big enough. ...I swear, I must have womb-teleported from the sixties...
- A necklace with a mermaid on it. I want just a part of my childhood (okay, teenagehood, too) wish around me at all times. I am childish, I am silly, and I like mermaids. Simple as that, therapists.
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