Questions and Answers

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MOVING FORWARD TO THE FUTURE! Questions. Here are the lovely questions posted by you lovely people on my lovely last lovely post published ever so lovelyful.

Ask by Chimeran: If you could take one food you hate
person u hate or strongly dislike whatever works for u
one country u hate
and one random thing u hate and just make them dissapear what would those things be and where would they go when they "dissapear"

Here we go:

Food I hate: Lasagna.
Person I Hate: Miley Cyrus, considering I don't use real names of people I know personally on this blog.
Country I Hate: Um...New Guinea only because they're not all guinea pigs.
Random Thing I Hate: Snickers Bars
Where they would disappear: New Guinea.
REASONINGS:

• I hate lasagna. First of all, it is spelled extremely strange. Like some two year old tried to say "La Saggy" or some random thing. It's just not naturally spelled. Secondly, the way you say it sounds like someone is strangling you and then you spit in their face(*you get strangled* You: aArrAGghHHLASAGNA!Bleeeeh!) And thirdly, because it reeks, looks like vomit, and slides into a giant glob of messiness when you move the plate just a little bit.989
• Why I hate Miley Cyrus: I never disliked her as Hannah Montana because hey, kids like her. I hated her voice, though. I hated her lyrics because they were written by her dad instead of her and they were stupid. I also hated her fashion sense. But all in all, nothing bad for the kiddos. THEN, the beast was unleashed and now she's some sleaze bag Brittany Spears lesbo wannabe rubbing her backside where it doesn't belong. So, no, I'm not a fan.
• New Guinea: No wild, giant guinea pigs run rampant there, so I don't see why it should exist.
• Snicker Bars are not terrible. But I hate nuts in candy. Therefore, they must go.

Next question: Where do babies come from? JK! I'd rather not have that in EXTREME detail. Here's the real question...
What is the best thing to do in a different town other than where you currently live?--by jef_444

Babies come from a giant empress named Dahlia Dufroneze. She lives in a castle made of cellophane walruses and sees the sadness and loneliness in a woman's organs, so she plants a Baby Seed in a random female so that the female's tummy and liver and kidney will have one decent conversation in their lives with something cute. The empress doesn't chose men's bellies because they'd get accused of beer gut and she doesn't like to humiliate anyone.

Real answer: Where I currently live is terrible but cute. It's a small country town where everyone knows everyone and the shops get as modern as Sonic. Now, I didn't quite get the basis of the question, so I'll answer it in two ways. If you mean, in a random town other than my own, then I would say shopping. You don't need to buy anything, but looking at random shops is always fun. If you mean, which town would I go to and what would I do there, I would pick New York City. I would pick a Broadway play to see (most likely Wicked, Little Mermaid, or American Idiot), eat some pizza, and shop like crazy.

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