Viva La No Vampires! and Parents

Howdy do to you, too, Master Bloo! I have no idea where that came from. Today, I decided to fight the power. Yeah, I decided to start a revolution. Today, today is the day of CHANGE! Today is when I start a project I would love to call: Viva La No Vampires! . Today is the day where I start a pact with mankind against the rise of teenage vampire novels, movies, clothing, and other crap they throw our way. AND YOU CAN JOIN! So, this is what I'm gonna do:

• Tee shirts. We all love tee shirts. I know you do, I saw you wearing one last night.
• Suggestions like crazy. I am suggesting new TV shows for you to enjoy besides "True Blood" and "Vampire Diaries". I'm gonna tell you new books that are good for teens and NOT for vampires. So, relax. Don't freak out.
• Avoid at all costs walking near the Walmart, Barnes and Nobles, Borders, or any other bookseller aisle full of vamp novels unless you would love to make hideous gagging noises. That's fine with me. :)
  
• I need help! Suggest some awesomeness that is anti-vamp! Comment like you have a disorder!

So, our first Viva La No Vampires! suggestions: Book: Notes from the Midnight Driver. Read it. Love it. It's awesome and totally free of vampires.
Television Show: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Music: Sixteen Military Wives by the Decemberists
Food besides blood: Danimals' Crush Cups---they are delicious.

Alright, so join the Viva La No Vampires! group! I'll be making a group on Facebook shortly after this post! :D Look it up and suggest your friends! Maybe we can get some new Inklings? :)

Movies you DON'T wanna see: Avatar the Last Airbender. I don't care if you hated the anime, you will still find this movie totally lame. Just had to throw that out there.

Do you hate controlling parents? Of course you do. Even if you're an old and wrinkly old man in a coma, you will still be saying: "My parent's never let me shave the cat and I resent them for that!" Now, as a disclaimer, most of the time, parents try to do what's best for you...they just have an awful idea of what's best for you. But some parents are super controlling, and they remind me of a boss of a videogame. I smell dream scenario!

Child: I did it! I completed all those magically hard tasks! I milked the bombbeetle of Barboroux! I saved the princess twenty-eight times! I fished the lake for the magic snardoddle and I return victorious! Time to get the reward!
Parent: (charges out of random door and snorts with anger) You think you have passed? You did not! Quick, argue skills, go!
Child: Wha...what? Why would I argue with you?
Parent: Wimp!
Child: Hey, that's uncalled for! Why are you not letting me get my prize? I worked hard all day and you sat around on your lazy bum and did nothing but wait for me to be done so you could fight me?! That's ridiculous!
Parent: Muah ha ha ha! Because of your lack of argumentative skills, I shall send you back...TO THE FIRST LEVEL! RE-DO ALL YOUR CHORES!
Child: NOOOOO!


Things that I am Gonna Do as Soon as I Leave the House:

1. Buy all the Harry Potter films and movies
2. Paint my nails black
3. Buy an article of clothing with a skull on it
4. Buy Sweeney Todd and watch it
5. Go to a random friend's house and have a sleepover at THEIR place for once

Why do crows in a group get to be called a murder, but poodles in a group still can't be oodles?