Sick, Suggest, Superstar sad stories.

Well, today I am sorry to inform the general public and the lieutenant public that I am, for maybe one of the first times in my teenage life, seriously sick with a fever. I had never had a fever this high before, but to be honest, I feel great. Like, no sick feeling at all. Last night, however, I felt like all my joints were beginning to rust and freeze and that I was trapped in Antarctica. I just wanted to have fun today, but isn't it odd how when you're sick, it's always on the days you DON'T want to be sick?
QUICK! SUGGESTIONS! I saw Iron Man 2---LOVED it. Best sequel I've ever seen--better than Iron Man. Go watch it. Do it. Now. Robert Downey Jr. is a freaking genius. ANOTHER great thing you need to check up on is the Hunger Games series. I cannot stress this enough. They are my favorite books of the year, and trust me, I've read a lot of books this year. Music wise, you need to listen to the ENTIRE CD "The Hazards of Love" by the Decemberists. Okay, once you all do that, tell me how you like it.
Okay, so everyone has issues. I know I do and I bet my issues are the most annoying of all, but I'm blessed to have friends to "vent" to. A few days ago, a friend popped an idea in my head that EVERYONE vents at some time. That got me thinking about what those venting sessions may sound like and who had to suffer through them?

Marilyn Manson: And THEN my black lipstick smeared all over my perfect pale face and I just cried until I remembered that I had twenty million kids to scare the crap out of and I got up, drank some expired blood, and put on my game face. Ugh, life is just SO HARD, you know?
Alice Cooper: Tell me about it.
Ozzy: So glad you're letting it out, man. Did you say you have some expired blood around?

Cher: So there I was, not looking like a flamingo as planned, and I'm hissing through my lips trying to sing, but my lips are pretty much frozen thanks to the Botox, and then my nose falls off.
Joan Rivers: Oh, honey, do I know!
Heidi Montag: I know what you mean times TEN!

Lady Gaga: Everyone keeps confusing my gender.
Michael Jackson: They did that to me, too.
Chris Crocker: I confuse my own gender.

Ke$ha: I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
Sean Combs: Me too
Puff Daddy: Me three
Diddy: Me four
P. Diddy: Wait a second....

The only good thing Kanye can interupt is finals.