Being Nice, Fun Stuff without The Stuff, Trolls, and Video Games with the Blind

I love being nice to people. It's seriously wayyy better than being mean. When you're mean, everyone hears about it and learns to hate you and, although mean can feel empowering, it's never worth the hurt and distrust you cause. But being nice, you get that warm fuzzy feeling in the pit of your stomach, a mental sing-song voice congratulates you, and if people hear about it, they'll wonder: "What makes this person tick?!" I love making people wonder. It's sheer brilliance. :)
Being nice is just one of the things that make me what I like to call...HIGH WITHOUT THE DRUGS. Here's a quick list of several other HIGH WITHOUT THE DRUGS things:

1. Wrapping gifts :)
2. Recycling paper
3. Blowing bubbles with my boyfriend (yesterday we got into a battle haha!)
4. Slip N Slides
5. Slushies from a slushie stand and not a gas station
6. Making cupcakes for someone and stealing a few for myself
7. Drawing a great picture
8. Getting complimented
9. Going to Sephora and no one asks me if I want a free consultation
10. Making new friends
11. Buying a shirt that fits and yet looks like something I would wear in second grade
12. Getting phone calls at random moments

Just thought that would be nice to share...please share YOUR list with me in the comment section!

Speaking of comment section, lately I've been having a few trolls. Let me just say this: Trolls are creatures derived from the Netherlands who can shapeshift into logs or whatever they please and also ride on the back of the winds. They are simple-minded tricksters who love to garden, and some don't even like to think about humans. In my opinion, I'd much rather you be this type of troll than the kind who searches me out just to cause disruption. So, when you can shapeshift into a log or mushroom, feel free to bash me all you want :)

What VideoGames Would Sound Like to a Blind Person:

Video Game Player: Man, it sure is dark in here...I never expected to suddenly turn up in a haunted cave.
Blind Person: Haunted Cave? What haunted cave? We're still at my house, aren't we??
Video Game Player: Do you see that?! There's some floating green orbs!! That means...OH MY GOSH! THERE'S A DRAGON IN HERE!!!
Blind Person: WHAT!??! Dragons don't exist!!!!!!
Video Game Player: Quick! Hand me that level 65 sword!
Blind Person: What sword?!??! I don't own a sword?!?! Man, what're we gonna do?!?!
Video Game Player: Oh crap! The dragon's eating an old man!!
Blind Person: GRANPA?!?!?!
Video Game Player: Don't worry. I killed him. We're safe, but the old man didn't make it in time.
Blind Person: *turns to Video Game Player* Just who are you, really?




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