Childhood Analysis

Guess what? No, you're wrong. No, not that either. I know, I know I always ask rhetorical questions, but that's not what I was gonna say! OK, seriously, you just need to shut up. Dude. Seriously. SHUT UP! Okay. This is what: My birthday is soon! Whoo hoo! :D I can't tell you the age, sadly, but I'm excited because it's a monumental age...okay, you caught me, I'm turning thirty eight! Haha just kidding...seventy-two!
But, see, now I'm a bit obsessed about age. So are my parents--they tell me I'm immature all the time...but what else is new? I mean, I'm the one running around in a sombrero and Iron Man pajamas at three in the afternoon and not even thinking it's weird... But I've been thinking back about all the stuff I did when I was a kid, and I'd love to share it with you!

My favorite TV shows as a child:
If you ever need a conversation starter, children's shows are the way to go. My favorite shows were as following: Powerpuff Girls (still own the dolls and tapes and now I got the T-Shirt), Sesame Street, Arthur, Hey Arnold!, Rugrats, The Wild Thornberries, Johnny Bravo, and Doug. Hot Topic is starting to sell stuff from ALL these shows..you can imagine my happiness!

My annoying habits as a child:
I always wanted attention. I always wanted other kids' birthday gifts. I would open toys in the store without paying. I ate my boogers...nothing has changed...except the booger and toy thing....okay, maybe not! Just kidding!

Things I do now but I didn't do as a child:

1. Blow bubbles. They were sticky and annoying. But now...I own 24 bottles :)
2. Use glowsticks. They were alien-toys when I was little, but now I love em.
3. Color outside the lines. That was nonsense when I was a kid, but now I consider it relaxing and rebellious haha!
4. Play with Play-doh. Ate it as a kid, played with it as a teen.
5. Watch Spongebob. He annoyed me, but now he's hilarious.
6. Take naps. I didn't have nap time as a kid, but I wouldn't use it if we did. I just woke up from a three hour nap about thirty minutes ago.

Ways that I'm Similiar to Old People:

1. Low tolerance for teenagers.
2. Annoyance at texting.
3. I can sing all the oldies songs from the 60's.
4. I finish my food because I worry about those poor kids in China.
5. I'm frightened easily.
6. I enjoy playing Scrabble, Bingo, and Yahtzee.
   
7. I'm scared to be alone.

Has anyone ever heard of a disco stick BEFORE Lady Gaga?