Are You Sweating Because I'm Hot? Oh, No Air-Conditioner? Makes More Sense..

Things I Do That I Think Looks Attractive but in Reality Makes Me Look Crazy:

1. Lip sync to music. I realize now that this could be seen as me talking to myself.
2. Air-guitar-ing to songs I can play. No one really knows I know how...they just see me rocking out...or me having a seizure, whatever.
3. Biting my lips. This could very well be an early sign to pre-cannibalistic tendencies.
4. Widening my eyes. Conversation that follows this action is this "Are you in pain?" "No, I'm just trying to look mysteriously at wonder." "Oh...."
5. Wringing my hands. I'm trying for innocent vulnerability, but coming off as a nervous break down. Story of my life.
6. Looking down. Me: I'm sensitive and shy! Men: Did she lose a quarter?
7. Smirking. I'm attempting sexiness. Is it working? No? Oh, you think I'm mocking you? Well, now that you mention it...
8. Pretending to be Tired. This is a desperate cuddle attempt. But others find it along the lines of "Crap, I'm boring." You gotta realize, I'm always tired. The many downfalls of being a mermaid at nighttime.

Mermaids >Vampires

You ever wonder if you're actually good at something but you're too scared to just put it out there for everyone to judge? Yeah, me too.

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