Hi. I'm a sixteen year old girl. I'm irresponsible, I argue with my parents, and I am boy crazy. I have friends at school, I have enemies on Facebook, and I listen to sappy love songs on a regular basis and quote them four times daily. I love to dance, to stay up late, and make an idiot of myself.
I do not, on the other hand, have sex with anything that moves and resembles a male species who is "hot". I also do not sabotage my friends. I do not date boys for only their status and their looks. I do not say "like, totally" in every sentence. I do not want to date a vampire. I do not find sex casual or even appealing considering, um, hello, I have Algebra 2, not Lose Your Panties 101. I do not illegally do anything and not get caught. I do not lie to the people who trust me to get whatever the heck I want and expect no consequence.
Please stop trying to relate to and influence me. You obviously have no idea who I am or what my generation is like. I don't give a crap if Abigail had sex on a beach with Brett and they are madly in love. Because I know, chances are, Abigail is sobbing her eyes out as she watches Brett make out with some girl who wears more makeup than Abigail ever did, and now Abigail has no self worth and found out she's pregnant and has no means to support a family.
Get freaking real. And do the world a favor and quit writing.
Sincerely,
The Girl Who Just Wasted Four Hours Reading Your Novel Hoping That One Speck of Maturity Smacked Your Protagonist in Her Lying Skanky Face yet Never Received Such Satisfaction.
wow quite a rant there. i liked it
ReplyDeletehaha I read books like that all the time. I find them amusing. You could call it a guilty pleasure.
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