Challenges and Hate Mail

"Pinkachoo! I challenge...YOU!" Get it? Pink? Like my hair? Which is actually pink and blue like monster cotton candy?
Have you ever wanted to try the impossible? To do the undoable? To prove all the hater-gaters wrong? I haven't. But what I have wanted to do is try something totally new and exciting and possible unhealthy. So, I am taking up what we will call:
Pink-Haired Peril Proposals.
Where YOU the reader challenge ME the blogger to do insane WACKO-JACKO feats. Here are your guidelines:

1. Nothing immoral
2. Nothing illegal
3. Nothing that could get me killed

So, there you have the rules. Follow them like they were Ghandi. My first challenge is already here.
LET IT BE KNOWN: TOMORROW AND FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK FOLLOWING, I SHALL BE A VEGETARIAN.
I made it up, because if you do not challenge yourself, you cannot face challenges afterward. Feel free to quote that and tattoo it on your arm. :)

If you have any challenges for me, comment like a fat kid sending requests for more pizza at CiCi's.

Dear Lesbian Hair Cuts,
Why do you exist? You are seriously causing many innocent teenage girls to fall in love with you and make us hit on your owners who aren't males. If you want to be attatched to a lesbian, go ahead. But if you are attaching yourself to straight-as-a-board teenage punk girls or serious female golfers, you're only having their orientation questioned. Do everyone a favor and stay on a man's head, or better yet, stick with the actual lesbians.
Sincerely,
The Straight (yet curly) Haired One