Don't you hate awkward situations? Heck, even the word AWKWARD is spelled weird. But, back to awkward situations. I hate them but love them at the same time. I hate them because, well, duh, they're awkward, but love them because they always make a great story later on that you can "LOL" to. Here is one for you bloggers to enjoy:
I was at a hotel, meeting my sister's new boyfriend (we met at a hotel because my sister and I live three states apart). He is now my sister's husband, which makes seeing him still awkward. And let me stop you right there, this is NOT a naked story.
Anyways, we were swimming in the pool and I had to go to the bathroom (No, it is NOT a bathroom story either). I went back and I saw my sister swimming, her beautiful long brown hair trailing behind her. I was happy to see her ( I see her once a year) so I shouted "SISSY!!! SISSY!!!". She rose from the water and flipped her luxurious hair back. It was not my sister at all. I know this because my sister doesn't have a goatee. It was my brother-in-law. Awkward.
Another thing that is awkward is being a nerd. But, you know what, we're all nerds. You're a nerd for reading this---NO NO! DON'T RUN AWAY! Stay with me. That's right. Sit back down. Goood. It's okay to be a nerd. We welcome nerds here. So push up your bifocals and raise your nose spray high!!! Woo! :D Seriously, though, nerds are awesome. We may not all be comic book reading, acne covered, science geniuses, but we all have quirks. So, today I was considered a nerd because I knew why lifesavers are called lifesavers (if you want to know why COMMENT!). It was very awkward, because I totally went all smart and all I got was "wowwwww". Ouch. I don't let it bother me, though. I thank God that I'm smart. BTW, I have a friend who made a blog called "My Wonderful Milky Way"--check it out, she's awesome. :)
Alright, well, COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT! And raise those nasal sprays high!!
P.S. Alice in Wonderland was awesome--watch it!
J.B.,
ReplyDeleteYour description of a nerd worries me. I am the epitomy of what you said. Was I meant to read this blog? *coughs TEXTs* ;)
Okay, now i'm really curious. Why are they called Lifesavers?
ReplyDeleteMelissa: You are not. You're special. You play bass, not all nerds do that! :D
ReplyDeleteMMMW: They're called lifesavers because the creator's young relative was choking on hard candy. So he created a hard candy with a hole in the center to allow breathing in the windpipe while it's caught in your throat. The girl who called me a nerd joined a facebook page called: "Wouldn't it be ironic to choke on a lifesaver?" and I gave her the same lesson in Lifesavers because it's virtually impossible to choke on one. :) *slips on nerd glasses*