Revenge is Sweet...Movies are Sweeter

The best kind of revenge is the kind where you see someone you dislike wearing a pink frilly dress and speaking like a girl. No names, kids. No names. Best part is, I didn't even PLAN this revenge--so maybe "Revenge is the Lord's" is applicable. Maybe God shares my sense in gender-confused humor. :)
Sometimes, though, revenge doesn't always work out. Here's a little story for you hoodlums *sits in old rocking chair and fishes out a pipe and blows bubbles with it, because I do NOT condone smoking habits*. Down at a summer camp, only about two years ago, there was a cabin of rowdy boys. They took my mattress and put it outside. They colored the mirrors with crayons. They bungee corded the swinging doors (which, if you didn't get that, bungee cord+swinging door+girl pulling the door open=me with a smashed face. Yeah, thanks a lot, boys. You're so sweet.). Needless to say, those rascals deserved to be punished.
So I equipped my women for battles. We took those boys briefs and powdered them with some sort of cleaner that would supposedly make you itch. We poured shampoo in their hats for uncomfortable purposes. We slicked up the floors with bug spray so they would slip and hopefully break their necks (jk about the neck thing---I meant spinal cord ;) ) . We were in the last mode of battle: scattering their undies on the mess hall floor. Then who should arrive? The counselors. Who should get punished? All of us. What was that cleaning substance that would make em itch? Comet. If you don't understand, COMET will BLEACH your clothes. We ruined around $1,000.
"COMET will make your mouth turn green. COMET it tastes like Listerine. COMET will make you vomit. So VOMIT, buy COMET today"
I heard that song WAYY too many times that week.

Today I will be viewing Alice in Wonderland. You have no idea how excited I am. No, seriously, you don't. So I'll tell you. One thing is it is directed by my favorite director: Tim Burton. That man is a genius. I own almost all the movies. Favorite? Well, I'm hoping this one will be, but for now, Corpse Bride. Thanks for asking.
Next, is that it is composed (yes, I said composed. Yes, I know, I'm a nerd. Can I get back to my story now? Thank you.) by the marvelous Danny Elfman. The common person would recognize him as the man who wrote the Simpson's theme song. But he has done SO much more. Almost all the Tim Burton movies have been composed by him except Ed Wood and Sweeney Todd. He has also done the music for Spiderman, Wolfman, and Wanted. :)
Last, and not least this time, is the actor and actress. Johnny Depp and Anne Hatheway. Love em love em love em. So, that is why I'm pysched. I'll be sure to tell you if it's worth watching, although, you probably don't care.
So, in exchange for poisoning your soda last night, I will give you the antidote. But you must first sacrifice all your Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bars to me on the next full moon. The soda kicks in twelve minutes after the moon rises. Good luck.
"Comet, will make your mouth turn green....COMET: TEXT TEXT TEXT"