Blogging for the Genders: A Campaign against Sexist Blogging

I have notice a significant lack of men following my blog. So I'm going to convince all you males to follow me.
This blog will give you facial hair
This blog will give you a hot but intelligent girlfriend
This blog, if eaten, tastes like a thick juicy steak
This blog was a football in its first life--a Superbowl football
This blog is best friends with Nintendo
This blog is a plot-line for an explosive-filled action packed movie
This blog will do your math homework--no strings attached
This blog is a drummer for a heavy metal band
This blog loves you.
Love it back.
This blog, inklingman, knows it was stereotypical, and wants you to know, that basically, it will do ANYTHING for you just to be its friend. You're artsy? Let's go to a museum with the blog. You're a super computer nerd? This blog will create a Middle Ages videogame on your PC if you like. You like your blogs with an hourglass figure? This blog has one. Unless you like your blogs chunky. Because, if so, this blog is a thousand gigibytes, boys.
But what about the ladies!? What shall this blog do for them?
This blog will listen to your complaints/This blog will go shopping with you to all your favorite stores and give you advice/This blog will give you flowers on a normal day/This blog is the son of Johnny Depp and the brother of Justin Bieber/This blog wrote a love song for you on its acoustic guitar and would love to sing it in front of all the other blogs because this blog is that proud to call you its/This blog is an expert at riding horses/ This blog is not afraid of commitment.

So there you have it. The blog loves you all. Now follow it.

*Note: I hate Justin Bieber
*Note: This blog doesn't do any of these things--except love you.



Love it back.







Do it.