Several things I do not understand. One is why "und" in understand is underlined in red, which means I spelled one part incorrectly...? Silly Google, how can you expect me to treat you like a spelling equal when you spell your name with two o's and two g's?
Another is this crazy schizophrenic lowercase/uppercase spelling thing. Yes, I am a spelling Nazi, let's get that out of the way. And yes, I am gUiLtY of the schizo caps lock disorder. Doesn't mean that I understand it. Because I said I didn't.
Another is why people are obsessed with sex in teen novels. This week, I had to stop reading THREE books because of their explicit sex content. No, you haters, I am not a goody goody because of my parents. I was born that way. Deal with it, I like it.
Last thing: I happen to not be obsessed with texting. I don't even have it. But IF I did, I promise you, I would totally not ignore your presence by texting people who I don't really care to hear in person. If I so happened to be texting near you, chances are it means I hate you. TEXT TEXT TEXT= GO DIE IN A HOLE!
The Mom read the blog. She likes, I believe. I hope this catches on. I really do. It was near impossible to find me on Google. Stupid Google. TEXT TEXT TEXT, Google, TEXT TEXT TEXT.
J.B. I absolutely love your blog! It is refreshing and honest with a great sprinkling of humor. Of course I have been an “in the wings” fan of yours for quite sometime. Yes, I stand afar off, respecting your space and just marvel at your brightness and wit.
ReplyDeleteIf I had a crystal ball, I expect I would see a very bright future for you.
I also love the title and how it came about…and your mother is a ROSE of the loveliest kind. You have probably heard it said, “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”, I say to you “The bud is blooming, and what a glorious rose twill be….” Perhaps I shall call you Rosebud!
Cheers! And please do remember, I am a fan of yours and autographed books, when your first one is published…if you would be so kind to remember the fan in the wings.
Would it bother you if I walked up to people and said "TEXT TEXT TEXT!!" if I don't like them?
ReplyDeleteJanice: I'm so flattered, you have no idea.
ReplyDeleteMelissa: No, cause I do it too.