Yes, This is a Lovey-Dovey Blog

In view of the date (my one year anniversary with my boyfriend who shall be nameless due to his hatred of attention and/or recognition), I have promised myself to write a blog about that three--wait,no--FOUR lettered word we all insert into conversations daily, whether talking about foot fungus or friends: L-O-V-E. Yes, LOVE! Here are a few lovely song lyrics about this commonly used word:

"Come out to meet you, tell you I'm sorry. You don't know how lovely you are...Nobody said it was easy, nobody said it would be so hard..." -"The Scientist" by Coldplay
"If Heaven and Hell decide that they both are satisfied. Illuminate the NO's on their vacancy signs--if there's no one beside you, when your soul embarks--then I will follow you into the dark"--"I Will Follow You Into the Dark"
"And I'm trying, so hard, with all my heart and mind, to make your life as good as you've made mine. This is the best thing that could be happening...and I think you will agree, the best thing is that it's happening to you and me"--"The Best Thing" by Relient K
"My dearest friend, if you don't mind, I'd like to join you by your side. Where we can gaze upon the stars and sit together, now and forever. For it is plain, for anyone to see, we're simply meant to be"--"Finale/Reprise" from Nightmare Before Christmas (Yes, that creepy film...get over it)


So, there you have it. The lovey dovey song section is over. What is YOUR favorite lovey dovey song? Do you have a special someone? I will list the qualities of the special someone that I am dating that I enjoy:

He is not bald
He does not have blue eyes
He is not mean
He does not have bad taste in music
He is not completely serious
He doesn't hate my guts.

Switch that around into: He has great hair, he has gorgeous brown eyes, he's nice, he has great taste in music, he's funny, and he loves me. :)

On a less serious and lovestricken note, have you ever witnessed a bad haircut? This is me during bad haircut realization:
Person with terrible hair: Do you like my hair?
Me: I...uh...um...ah...er....*looks for escape routes*
Person: Well?
Me: NO! YOU'RE HIDEOUS! GOOD GRACIOUS, MA'AM, DO YOU REALIZE YOU'D LOOK BETTER BALD?! *jumps out of window screaming "I believe in the truth!!!!!"*
Just kidding, that isn't me at all. No, this is how it goes down:

Person with terrible hair: Do you like my hair?
Me: Oh...um...YEAH! You have GREAT hair!
Person: Really? I can get your hair cut like that if you want!
Me: Sounds great! *gets wretched hair cut*

Seriously, though, I always seem to lie, which is something I am totally against. So I've compiled a list for you to use next time you see someone with a bad haircut:
"Your hairdresser--they have GREAT cutting skills! Lots of scissor action!"
"Your hair looks like a work of art *cough cough* abstract"
"That is a haircut I would NEVER picture! You are so brave to try something new!"

ANOTHER thing that bothers me (yes, lots of things do, I know) is the fact that I hang up on people on the phone ALL the time. After I say "Bye" we have established that I am about to hang up. All items of conversation should be deterred after the farewell, and you should not attempt to keep talking after I say goodbye, unless you're just dying to get hung up on.

So there you go! Comment comment, tell your friends, and DEAREST BOYFRIEND: HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! I LOVE YOU! :D <---in green because it's his favorite color. If you laugh at me, I will find you, and I will SuPeRsOaK you, okay!?