Comment Phobias, Procrastinating, and Odd Words

Are you people scared to comment? I promise the blog won't bite you. That's the OTHER blog--you know, the one that sounds exactly like mine. THAT blog will bite you, but I wouldn't blame that blog--it was raised eating Velveeta. Velveeta is like the government's way of saying "We seriously do believe that you can seriously believe you're eating cheese when we all seriously know...it's plastic." Comment, PLEASE, if you care about polar bears! Because for every comment you post, we're one step closer to helping out those against Global Warming! How? I have no idea, but just wait and see!
Are you a Procrastinator? Me too. I WOULD tell you WHY I'm a procrastinator, but maybe some other time. Here are a few words that sound weird after repeating them.

• Participle. Think about it. If you say this slowly, you start to feel dirty.
• Exfoliate. Sounds like some sort of sheep holocaust to me. "Let's get some sheep and EXFOLIATE them!!!"
• Buoyant. I think of some weird science experiment melding boys with insects.
• Harsh. It sounds like you have a speech impediment. Harrrssssshhhhhhhh *spittle spittle spittle*sssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
• Glue. This word is how I imagine a turtle would sound if you stepped on it. *walking...steps on turtle* Turtle: G-LUUUEEEE!
• Amsterdam. Don't you feel ashamed? AH! AMSTERDAM! It's like a hamster curse word. "MY WHEEL IS BROKE! AMSTERDAM!"
• Lard. ba-da-da-da-da! I'm lovin' it. Lard is the visual image you get when a fat person talks.
• Cantaloupe. It's when antelopes elope with an envelope down a slope. Seriously, though, it reminds me of antelope eloping in Vegas with a huge moose dressed like Elvis pronouncing them man and wife.
• Taffeta. It should be a new kind of pudding.
• Tapioca. Instead of a nasty-pudding, this should be an exotic dance. "We danced the tapioca until the sun rose in the north!!!"

Now you can see why I belong on a short bus.