Dumb Quote Safari!

There are SO many great quotes out there. People use quotes all the time. Personally, I think some of them are just too deep. To think of a great quote is to have too much time on your hands---Me.
So, tonight, I have decided to conjure several odd-ball quotes. Let's see what we can find! *puts on Safari hat*

'Radio has no future.' - Lord Kelvin, 1897

'Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.' - Lord Kelvin

Whoever Lord Kelvin is, he really had nothing going for him, predictions wise. "I predict this blog will not have over 20 followers!"--Lord Kelvin. Let's see if he's wrong again! :D

'The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.' - Bob Dole

Life is very important to Americans.' - Bob Dole

I bet Bob's friends in High School called him Captain Obvious. Or Dull-Witted Dole.

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.' - Dan Quayle

This is a great quote to quote to platinum-bleach-blondes. They'll just nod and smile and ask for your number only to make you wait for them to call. Dang you, Barbie. Dang you.

'A zebra does not change its spots.' - Al Gore on George Bush (1992)

I don't think Electoral College voters made you lose, Al. I think that COMMENT made you lose, Al. You should be friends with Dan and Bob.


'I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.' - George Bush

Or maybe, Al, you should be friends with George....

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields


Brooke...no, you know what, I'm not even gonna go there.

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone

Someone's CLUELESS.

And last, but not least:
"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman costume warning label

This explains why I had broken legs as a child. ;)

Thank you, Internet, for showing me the ways of stupidity. You truly are the greatest way to get on the Net. ;)