Superheroes and Villains

Why do super...wait a minute...WHAT THE CRAP!? They took away my font and colors on here! OMG, it's back. Thank you God! Okay, sorry you had to bear with my blonde moment there.
Ok, before I get started, let me just apologize for the last post's format. I seriously have been trying to fix that for hours. It doesn't go away and I apologize, but I found it hilarious, so deal with it, because it's staying up. I worked long and hard on that thing!
OK, back to my main point. Why do superheroes get to be called superheroes? Why can't villains be called supervillains and my spell-check not accept it? Kinda biased, don't you think? I think we need hero/villain equality going on here. I mean, yes, it's great that you superheroes can have superpowers and do superhuman crap blah blah blah. But have you ever considered the hard work and effort that super villains put into things? Think about it. Heroes do not make "How to Save the World" extensive plans and do "Saving the World" projects in a hidden laboratory. NO! That's where the villains come in. They make the initiative. They make sure that their plan is in tact. And superheroes just go and screw up everything. I think the only reason why we don't universally accept villains is because we never see their plans fall through! How do we know FOR SURE that Dr. Terrible is about to set that orphanage on fire? Huh? Who told you? MagicMan, that's who. Him and his retarded tights. What if Dr. Terrible HAD to burn down the orphanage because there was a serious roach issue that could only be taken care of due to fire? Hmm? MagicMan was lying all along.
So, I think we should think of something awesome to call villains that are WAY cooler than the hero. I mean, come on, how many of you watched Dark Knight and found yourself amazed by The Joker? Yeah, that's what I thought. Bruce Wayne got nothin' on the Joker and you and I both know it. So, what should we call these vigilantes of violence? These heroes of helter skelter? These people should be called ..........................................................SpectacularVillains. Oooh yeah, you know it has a ring to it. You love it.

Ok, quick topic change: Rap songs. I actually don't mind them. I mean, I lack them on my iPod, but I don't hate them or anything. But if you listen to the lyrics, minus the profanities of course, you begin to realize: None of this makes sense. Here are some examples.

RIGHT ROUND: I like my jewelry, that's always on gold
I know the storm is comin
my pockets keep tellin me it's gonna shower

I wish I had pockets that told me the weather...

TIK-TOK: "Wake up in the morning feelin' like P. Diddy..."

Just for the record, when I wake up, I usually feel like myself. Not a black rapper. And looking at Kesha...I think she doesn't really feel like P.Diddy after all.

FOREVER YOUNG: Through the darkest blocks, over kitchen stoves, over Pyrex pots, My name shall be passed down to generations while debatin' up in barber shops

I discuss Jay-Z over my stove all the time...and I always break out in arguments down at the barber shop...

Hope you were entertained...please comment, I'm beginning to think you all hate me.