You guys are beginning to wear me down. No one seems to care about the blog anymore. Which is why I have come up with this idea. Coming in probably late May, we will be giving out prizes for blog readers everywhere. Well, my blog readers at least. We will be giving out My Mother was a Rose TEE SHIRTS!! Yay! :D Whoever comments the most will be getting one. Be sure to, at the end of every comment, type your size in adult, please. Whoever requests the most followers will get a tee shirt and an extra surprise. So, if you suggest someone, be sure to comment on my page who you suggested. Honesty is the best policy. We will announce the winners at the end of May, so be looking for it. They will also be featured in an entire blog entry.
Moving on to more awesomeness. I read this book called "The Hunger Games". Check it out. Also, check out the movie "Stranger than Fiction" and "Clash of the Titans". You know, with Greek gods, everyone can make up anything about them and it will be dramatic. Let me show you what I mean.
Poseidon: "Hey, Hades, can I have a soda?"
Hades: *lights himself on fire* A SODA, YOU ASK!?!? A SODA?!?!?!
Poseidon: You challenge me unworthy of drinking carbonated beverages?! Curse you to...well...Hades. FEAR MY MERMAIDS!! *sends Mermaids after Hades*
Zeus: "Poseidon! Hades!"
Poseidon and Hades: "Oh no. Not again."
Zeus: "I will set a task for you to complete to prove who is worthy of a soda pop!"
Hades: "What is the task?"
Athena: "I shall help him with this task! You must cross the Pit of Undying Fire and Nasty Things...."
Aphrodite: "Fall in love with a busty woman whose beauty exceeds my own so I may punish her later...."
Kronos: "And battle it out with the Titans!"
Poseidon: "I'm going to Wal-Mart and buying my own soda."
Zeus: "Crap. Another good mythology down the drain."
See?
Other news...news. I hate newscasts. My boyfriend adores the news, but really, I've never met a male species that hates it, not to be sexist, just being fact-ist...if that's a word... But news people annoy me greatly. They are always SO smily it makes me sick. If Barbara is reporting on a man stabbed to death by his best friend's own ankle bone, she smiles. If Harold is giving the weather forecast and its 100% chance of apocolypse, he smiles. What would they do if they were reporting a ZOMBIE attack?
Barbara: And it seems that the entire graveyard has upheaved its dead residents into an undead, brain-hungry frenzy, just begging to chow down on innocent's organs. *smiles* Back to you, Harold.
Hah, i must be a news anchor in the making because I just smiled. :D Gotta love those nice and warm summer afternoons when there is a 100% chance of Apocalypse. I find myself waiting in anticipation for the next one alll the time :)
ReplyDeleteOh, sorry. I forgot to post my size. Um, an Adult small, i think...? Although, i feel compelled to tell you that my comment was not written just so i might get a t-shirt. There, i feel so much more legit now ^^
ReplyDeletelol i am writing to get a tshirt. :) but that doesn't mean i don't love ur blog. and am i the only one that thinks all newscastor names are all so generic? harold, cathy, bob? i mean really...
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