Experimenting with Songs and Photos. :)

These past few days have been STRESSFUL. I would go into it, but I've vowed never to give you folks a reason to sympathize me. Sympathize...that sounds like a good techno song....haha. Okay. SO. We need a topic for this glorious day, do we not? Let me think...hmm...OKAY. Got it. Today we are going to change around annoying song's lyrics. Are you ready kids? *aye, aye, cap'in!* I can't hear you! *AYE AYE CAP'IN!*

First victim to song dissection and reconstruction experiment (ooo, science-y!)
Title: "One Time"
Artist, if you dare to call them that: Justin Bieber

Lyrics:When I met you girl my heart went "OH MY GOSH IS SHE HIDEOUS!!!!"
Now them RABID WOLVERINES in my stomach wont stop stop And even though it's a struggle COUGH DROPS DIPPED IN BLOOD is all we got So we gonna keep keep climbin till the SUN FALLS DOWN AND HITS ATLANTA.

Oh yeah. I am definitely playing that for a special someone sometime soon. Cue ugly Justin Bieber photo!

Oh yeah!

Next!
First victim to song dissection and reconstruction experiment (ooo, science-y!)
Title: "Party in the USA"
Artist, if you dare to call them that: Miley Cyrus
Lyrics: Jumped in the MOUTH OF AN ALLIGATOR
Here I am for the first time
Looked to my right and I see GODZILLA ATTACKING THE TOWN
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so ZOMBIE-LIKE...OMG, IS THAT BILLY RAY CYRUS TAKING DOWN A GORILLA!?

Cue ugly Miley Cyrus picture!
CHUBBY! I am sooo immature

There you have it. I have officially destroyed the already destroyed. Yay! I just read this on someone's myspace:
Person: "Are you goth?"
Ok, I had no idea once you're officially a stereotype like goth, emo, jock, prep, WHATEVER, that people have to ask you. I mean, I think they'll stop asking you if you ARE one...but, then again, I found this on her profile





So I guess she felt the need to declare it via decorative art style....
I guess I'll have to do it too.








The end.